whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

hiptoyourjive:

People are so afraid of women who aren’t looking for approval

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us