officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

perks-of-being-chinese:

look at my dog

perks-of-being-chinese:

look at my dog

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

are people online i have a selfie to post

image

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.