iamtonysexual:

#i don’t want to get in the game

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

beefjorky:

OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET

beefjorky:

OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up


  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
brenthc:

weedonweedonweed:

truqbic:

the cops are so done

hahahah this is priceless

Here piggy piggy piggy 

brenthc:

weedonweedonweed:

truqbic:

the cops are so done

hahahah this is priceless

Here piggy piggy piggy